Sunday, November 11, 2007

Things I Learned Yesterday

  1. Don't try to do your schoolwork with your kids around
  2. Don't try arguing with your child who is slow-- slow kids are faster than their parents and more resilient
  3. Don't try to do your schoolwork with your kids around
  4. My 11 year old's voice sounds whiny when she is speaking normally and my nerves are shot from kids bickering
  5. Don't try to do your schoolwork with your kids around
  6. Children need to be sent outside more
  7. Don't try to do your schoolwork with your kids around
  8. 2 year olds are fun to hold when you try to do your school work and very funny as they try to kiss you when you try to look around them
  9. Don't try to do your schoolwork with your kids around
  10. Three year old boys will make room for themselves on your lap when you are trying to study
  11. Don't try to do your schoolwork with your kids around
  12. Husbands help you make babies, not take care of them when you need to do your schoolwork
  13. Don't try to do your schoolwork with your kids around
  14. If your husband makes dinner several nights while you study, he thinks that he deserves a medal
  15. Oh-- and last but not least, don't EVEN try to do your schoolwork with your kids around


It took me two hours to finish up my assignment once the kids went to bed, tomorrow I have five to do but I will be in my room.

My husband has a computer that he said he couldn't let us touch once he put "secret data" on it. He invited me to go into the bedroom to work on my assignment on it. I said, "I'm not allowed to. Why don't you make a separate log-in so I won't access or be able to access private information?"

He said I was acting so psychotic he thought I needed his computer. He'd not create the separate account for me. He wasn't meaning it that I could borrow it.

Why the f- didn't he just come out and do something with the kids? Damn him!

I love every single one of these children but I am exhausted. I really just wanted my husband to come out and read to the kids or play a game of Monopoly or something. When he did come out it was to watch a movie with them. My computer is in the living room (my house is tiny) and I was not happy with the commotion.

2 comments:

Emperor Ropi said...

The positive thing is that you learnt something on this day. On the other hand once maybe I will be in this situation and then my opinion will change, the only difference is I am awkward so I would be the clown of the family.

Adorable Pancreas said...

Now I know. I have an easy life.